05 May 2006

Why you should not eat breakfast at your computer...

Butter and strawberry preserves are very sticky and hard to get off the keyboard, keyboard tray, your shirt sleeve, your pants leg, and the floor when in a fit of clumsiness, the like that has plagued you since you were small, you somehow hit the underside of the plate with the english muffins slathered in the aforementioned butter and preserves and send two of them flying in opposite directions. Of course, true to form, the one that I didn't catch landed on the floor face down. Good morning, Nancy.

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