19 January 2006

Conversations in My House

Me: "Hey, what are you doing in there?"

Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, pause...SQUEEEEEEEEEEAK.

Me: "Profile, what are you doing?"

Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, pause...SQUEEEEEEEEEEAK.

Me: "Enough with the spinning."

Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, pause...SQUEEEEEEEEEEAK.

Me, aka Voice of God: "ENOUGH!"

Silence...SQUEEEEEEEEEEAK, SQUEEEEEEEEEEAK, SQUEEEEEEEEEEAK, SQUEEEEEEEEEEAK.

"Well, I guess that's better than spinning..."
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